Wednesday, September 26, 2007

How to imitate Paris Hilton

Kim: want to hear something horrible
Wally: ya ya
Kim: ok ok
Wally: genital warts
Wally: that's horrible
Kim: hahaha
Wally: okay let's hear yours
Kim: I was watching SVU last night
Wally: ya?
Kim: and this character studied spiders
Kim: and she said "You are always no more than 6 ft from a spider"
Wally: what!
Kim: and of course I'm terrified of spiders
Kim: man, if she had said "snakes" I would have killed myself
Kim: "you are always no more than 6 ft from a snake"
Wally: DUDE
Wally: that would be awful
Kim: I know!
Kim: I would know how Paris Hilton feels
Wally: hahahaha
Wally: AHHAAHAH I just got it!


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