Wally: do you like dane cook?
Me: I used to find him attractive until he got famous and really really full of himself.
Me: now I want to staple his eyes closed
Me: so he can only see his inner self
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The Cyclops
Welcome to the Cyclops, the rantings of Wally and Kim. Sometimes you will see us as Corbeledg and Heremeow. This blog is a compilation of real IMs we have sent to each other. Who are Wally and Kim? Wally and Kim are from the D.C. area in the USA. We used to share an office together. Once Wally tried to throw a screwdriver in the ceiling. It didn't turn out well. Eventually, Wally moved on to another job and Kim got her own lonely office. So now all we have is our daily IMing to keep the smiles coming. However, Wally and Kim have not had sex. Kim has a lovely boyfriend named Brad. Wally is working on obtaining his perfect girl worthy of him. We also have other separate projects we work on independently. You may check those out if you like in the link section. Thanks for stopping by!
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- How to drunk IM (the new way of drunk dialing)
- How to make Kim laugh at 2:53 on a Friday
- How to panhandle for metro fair
- How to imitate Paris Hilton
- How to correctly shave your balls (The Mills Respo...
- How to properly cut grass
- (while talking about the new mountain bike trend i...
- How to propose to a girl.
- How to find Wally's Alias
- How to describe my feelings for Dane Cook
- How to resurface repressed memories
- How to respond to fan mail
- How to correctly shave your balls
- How to accomplish TMI
- How to stop spying on wally
- How to speak German
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