How to respond to fan mail

So a while back me and Wally were goofing around at work and I remembered that show Zoobalie Zoo. We then googled the show and found a page where you can send letters to the "Zoobles." Wally's letter read something like (correct me if I'm wrong, Wally):

Dear Zoobalie Zoo,
I was wondering if you could tell me where I could purchase the episode when Talkatoo Cockatoo got her period for the first time titled "Are you there God, it's me, Talkatoo."

I relayed this story to Evan and this is what was produced: