Thursday, January 31, 2008

How to Spell YMCA

How to Hex Kim's Internet

CorbeledG (11:52:02 AM): hey the internet went down in asia africa and the middle east...a cable that goes under the sea broke
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

How to Scare the Crap Out of Wally J

Wally: want to hear something weird about the human body? AND tmi at the same time?
Wally: I strained too hard to poo, and now my hearing keeps going in and out in waves
Heremeow: like completely out?
Wally: no...liiike it gets muffled as if cotton balls are stuck in it
Heremeow: how long ago did it start?
Wally: I went to the bathroom, strained, came to my desk, and it happened at my desk
Heremeow: well here is my guess
Heremeow: you stained too hard which caused an aneurism which is in the brain, which is connected to your hearing
man, I'm a horrible doctor, that makes so many leaps
Wally: ack! well it makes sense
Heremeow: yea if you know nothing about anything, it makes perfect sense
Wally: I mean..maybe it's along those same lines, but just a big surge of blood and pressure and stuff
Heremeow: but I know people can die on the toilet pushing too hard
Wally: what! what! omg. I need to rethink my life.
Heremeow: an aneurism can occur. You'll know if you find someone dead in the bathroom and their eyes are bloodshot
Wally: dude

5 MINUTES LATER

Wally: get this crap (no pun intended) My computer errored and put a big white box at the corner of my screen..and I thought my vision was messing up. and for about .25th of a second, I really thought I was stroking out

Heremeow: hahahaha oh man

Sunday, January 20, 2008

How to stay intelligent, dispite a zombie invasion

"Death to zombies" in Latin is: Mors vivis cadaveribus

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

How to express my love for Amy Winehouse




Heremeow: I bet amy winehouse smells like a public restroom
Heremeow: cuz that's where she sleeps
Wally: lol!
Wally: maaaan
Wally: yuck
Heremeow: like she has tp stuck to her
Heremeow: and needles

Thursday, January 3, 2008