Thursday, February 28, 2008
How to declare war on Kittenwars.com
So I stumbled upon kittenwars.com where you can vote for the cutest kitten by clicking on its picture. When you enter your kitten in the contest you're supposed to include the cat's name. This was a difficult task for some cats owners out there. See below. I decided to vent my frustration by writing a letter to the site owners.
Dear Kittenwars.com,
When I get bored I come on here and rage into battle. However, sometimes (all too frequently) I see people who have titled their picture rather than putting the names of the cats in the submittal form. This is very disturbing and ruins the battle because now I am sidetracked from concentrating on cuteness and focusing on "Two Brothers in a Basket." I can't imagine that to be the name of the cats, "here Twobrothersinabasket, come here" doesn't roll off the tongue. I think if a kitten has a stupid owner they should be disqualified until they learn how to interpret the "cat's name" field in the submittal form. Also, there are way too many cats on here! Have you read your own FAQ? So no more cats please. If I wanted to see cats I would go home and stare at my 2 grown feline 12 pounders. Not as much fun. Also, I saw a fat woman in one of the photos that was so huge it took me like 5 minutes to find the small kitten hiding in the folds of her huge arm. Please steer away from adding cattle to the site in the future. Thank you.
Dear Kittenwars.com,
When I get bored I come on here and rage into battle. However, sometimes (all too frequently) I see people who have titled their picture rather than putting the names of the cats in the submittal form. This is very disturbing and ruins the battle because now I am sidetracked from concentrating on cuteness and focusing on "Two Brothers in a Basket." I can't imagine that to be the name of the cats, "here Twobrothersinabasket, come here" doesn't roll off the tongue. I think if a kitten has a stupid owner they should be disqualified until they learn how to interpret the "cat's name" field in the submittal form. Also, there are way too many cats on here! Have you read your own FAQ? So no more cats please. If I wanted to see cats I would go home and stare at my 2 grown feline 12 pounders. Not as much fun. Also, I saw a fat woman in one of the photos that was so huge it took me like 5 minutes to find the small kitten hiding in the folds of her huge arm. Please steer away from adding cattle to the site in the future. Thank you.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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Thursday, February 21, 2008
How to chat with a bot
Wally and I got bored and decided to chat with A.L.I.C.E. Here is what happened.
Kim's conversation:
Wally's conversation:
Kim's conversation:
Wally's conversation:
How to recommend a good book
Wally: My friend recommended this book to me. It is the most depressing book ever, really makes you loose faith in humanity. Then in the last three pages, it turned into the most heartwarming story of the century sheesh, what a stressful ride that was
Heremeow: what was the book, "Green Eggs and Ham?"
Heremeow: what was the book, "Green Eggs and Ham?"
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
How to keep the world updated
Wednesday, February 20th
It's 1:25 PM, wednesday, February 20th, 2008, and as it currently stands, Kim and Wally have not dated, dispite weird rumors from weird people. Please stay tuned as I will update this in about 5 minutes, as a new wave of alligations and rumors start.
It's 1:25 PM, wednesday, February 20th, 2008, and as it currently stands, Kim and Wally have not dated, dispite weird rumors from weird people. Please stay tuned as I will update this in about 5 minutes, as a new wave of alligations and rumors start.
How to Greet Everyone
Dear everyone from around the world,
According to stumbleupon we here at The Cylcops now have visitors from Italy, Spain, France, Barbados, Hong Kong, King Kong, England and so forth. So welcome! I would greet you in your native languages but I am just an obnoxious American who probably speaks too loud for your country's liking and failed every foreign language course I took. If you are reading this and you are from another country, you are way smarter than me. So perhaps you can help Wally with his current situation. Please comment to his current situation of "Will this get me fired?"
Wally: hey tell me if this will get me fired
Kim: ok
Wally: my office mate came into the office and stopped walking, and said "You suck" and then i was like "Why?" and she says "Do I need a reason?" and I paused and then I said "Has it really been a month already?"
Please post your answers on the blog!
According to stumbleupon we here at The Cylcops now have visitors from Italy, Spain, France, Barbados, Hong Kong, King Kong, England and so forth. So welcome! I would greet you in your native languages but I am just an obnoxious American who probably speaks too loud for your country's liking and failed every foreign language course I took. If you are reading this and you are from another country, you are way smarter than me. So perhaps you can help Wally with his current situation. Please comment to his current situation of "Will this get me fired?"
Wally: hey tell me if this will get me fired
Kim: ok
Wally: my office mate came into the office and stopped walking, and said "You suck" and then i was like "Why?" and she says "Do I need a reason?" and I paused and then I said "Has it really been a month already?"
Please post your answers on the blog!
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