How to get kids to listen to you

Just buy them aqua beads! Aqua Beads are small, fun little beads that can easily be placed under the tongue for safe-keeping when not in play. Create animals, flowers, and just about anything your kids can come up with. But act fast, due to an annoying rumor that aqua beads contain gamma hydroxybutyrate (i.e. the date rape drug), they have been pulled from shelves. No matter, we here at The Cyclops have fixed the packaging to display a fair warning about what may happen if swallowed.



"Awwwwww now I'll never get aqua beads!" -Wally J.

And... coming soon from Brad...
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