How to manufacture a Nazi Doll

So I was in Target with my boyfriend in the action figure section (we always hit this aisle first) and discovered a precious gem....a 12" Nazi soldier doll....ya know, for the kids! The doll was released to promote the new Indiana Jones movie. I would have snatched up as many as I could in hopes that my children some day could reenact WWII except for one thing, I'm a jew. Now, I do eat bagels but I also like me some bacon so no worries, I can forgive Hasbro. However, they have cleverly disguised the Nazi soldier as a "German Officer." Man, you almost got me there, boys but we Jews can't be fooled so easily. Tisk tisk.

Here's a picture: