5. Amy Winehouse Why do you keep answering your doorbell? The paps are just camped on your doorstep like a bunch of snickering teenaged boys...

So I was in Target with my boyfriend in the action figure section (we always hit this aisle first) and discovered a precious gem....a 12...

I just visited pandacam at the national zoo and this is what the panda is currently doing. Did I mention it's hot out?

So I love ads that make no sense whatsoever. Case in point, here's a lovely example I just encountered online. Do you know your credit s...

So first read the question. What? Then see wally's answer (he's Jason). This is when I laughed so hard I was tearing, bright red, an...

Wally used the blog last week to check the weather. So it's only fair I update for this week's forecast. Watch out! Today we're ...

I always mess these things up > "Dear sir, you accidentally selected the MBA program instead of the Communications program. I have f...

It's on ebay!

So I found this awesome site that takes what you write and makes it "unintelligent." Check it out, here is my normal letter to Wal...

I did an experiment and looked up the weather at the same time I did yesterday. The forecast has changed dramatically! Which means anything ...

This is the most boring weather forecast EVER. Is it winter? Is it spring? I know, it's Sprinter!

Apparently there is a formula to designing a video game case. Step 1: Put lead male testosterone character on front with mouth open. Step 2:...

So I stumbled upon kittenwars.com where you can vote for the cutest kitten by clicking on its picture. When you enter your kitten in the con...

Wally and I got bored and decided to chat with A.L.I.C.E. Here is what happened. Kim's conversation: Wally's conversation:

Also, just so everyone knows, that's Bush, and not potato head More Bush Comics

Wally: My friend recommended this book to me. It is the most depressing book ever, really makes you loose faith in humanity. Then in the las...

Wednesday, February 20th It's 1:25 PM, wednesday, February 20th, 2008, and as it currently stands, Kim and Wally have not dated, dispite...

Dear everyone from around the world, According to stumbleupon we here at The Cylcops now have visitors from Italy, Spain, France, Barbados, ...

CorbeledG (11:52:02 AM): hey the internet went down in asia africa and the middle east...a cable that goes under the sea broke Heremeow sign...

Wally: want to hear something weird about the human body? AND tmi at the same time? Wally: I strained too hard to poo, and now my hearing ke...

"Death to zombies" in Latin is: Mors vivis cadaveribus

Heremeow: I bet amy winehouse smells like a public restroom Heremeow: cuz that's where she sleeps Wally: lol! Wally: maaaan Wally: yuck ...

Just letting everyone know.... http://www.dearbulkmailer.com/

So ten years ago I painted edward scissorhands and I figured hey, I have 10 minutes to kill I will draw johnny depp again. However, I haven...

Heremeow: now i'm watching Biggest Loser where they are showing fat people who got skinny and are now hot Heremeow: some of these people...

MY NAME IS CORBELEDG WHICH MEANS I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY FASINATION WITH BRICKS. SO WHAT?????

So Britney's lil' sister is in trouble...pregnant trouble. She was knocked up before she had a hit single which has really pissed of...

CAUTION: SPOILER ALERT Okay so Sweeney Todd kills his wife without realizing it. Then, omg, she's dying in his arms and he's like ...

My name is Wally, and I make grammer errors. But look at this error I got on my computer (I included some of the background so people could ...

Heeeeeere's Johnny! No, really. He's here, or he will be on Wednesday, December 5. By "Johnny," of course, we mean the man...

This stupid graphic for a client just took me 3 hours. Arg. I thought I would blog it so everyone could feel my pain. Go ahead, click on it ...

Below is a copy/paste of a bulletin wally posted on myspace this week. Post: Everyone else announces new pictures I posted about 7 refridger...

Okay so a every once in a while you'll be walking around the city, and you'll see a used condom on the ground, or the tip of a joint...

Just buy them aqua beads! Aqua Beads are small, fun little beads that can easily be placed under the tongue for safe-keeping when not in pla...

This is Wally's illustration for my song I just wrote: Ohhhhhh I can't find these images and I want to go home do da do da NCCER sai...

Officer: So have you ever been stopped for a DUI before? So this is your first time? Wally: Yeah thi...waait, you almost got me there. No I...

Wally: hey why in the world does the US have a prison in cuba? Wally: like Wally: that doesn't make any sort of sense Heremeow: hmmmm He...

So there was a girl at Dan's Halloween party who was fittingly dressed as "white trash." All night she kept wailing "Supe...

Some of the lines are kinda sloppy because I hear Kim's internet is going down and I want her to see it first!

Right on time! The anticipated release of Adobe Balls. Here is how you will get the most out of your package: • Works dynamically with your ...

Wally: hey what's The Hills about? Kim: it just follows this one girl from laguna beach around after she left laguna beach Kim: if you w...

Heremeow: ug I'm getting sick Heremeow: that stupid scratchy throat thing is all scratch scratch Heremeow: and I'm all "stop it...

Currently, this is my work inbox. Shoot me.

Wally sent me this link where you can carve your own pumpkin. Here is what we came up with. http://www.cubpack81.com/images/carve_pumpkin.sw...

Wally just mentioned that he would like to kick Rachel into a pit 300 style....THIS IS WALTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!

Daniel has asked me to post this image below. Is this a star wars joke? That's the movie with the elves, right? And some stars...

Wally: what in the world is adobe air? Heremeow: that is the air you breath in texas... Wally: oh! Heremeow: hah man they are really running...

In responce to Dan saying "Wally should use a better picture of me", I found the best picture of Dan on his myspace. Danvlerine! (...

Kim: how would you type the sound of teeth chattering? Wally: "chissling" "ice scraping" "like a climbing hammer go...

Wally: I'm on this mission to create a resume and it's a headache Kim: why is it a headache Wally: thinking up nifty designs, then f...

UPDATE: Here is another picture I found on my phone of the dude yelling at my building There is currently someone outside of my building, s...

Tonight I watched Vacancy staring Luke Wilson (the Wilson who didn't try to kill himself) and Kate Beckinsale (of Underworld). The movie...